You can call me Russ. I am a bad joke teller. Really bad joke teller. Just ask my wife and kids. The worst part is, I do it on purpose. Sometimes, you need a bad joke to make a good day. I like to think of myself as a storyteller. I can, as far as I can tell, do this marginally better than telling jokes. I write to tell stories of fun and adventure. I write to tell stories that dance with your imagination. I write to tell stories that remind us all that there is always hope. And Hope Never Fails.